Five Caribbean Surgeons were discussing the best patients to operate on. The first, a Cuban surgeon, said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Jamaican, responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded." The third, a Barbadian surgeon, said he preferred librarians because he found everything inside them was in alphabetical order, and the fourth, a Trinidadian surgeon, liked construction workers because they always understood when you had a few parts left over
But the fifth, a Guyanese surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
The Truth Can Be Funny
I found this joke quite entertaining ... h/t Adam Smith Institute Blog