Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The Truth Can Be Funny

I found this joke quite entertaining ... h/t Adam Smith Institute Blog
Five Caribbean Surgeons were discussing the best patients to operate on. The first, a Cuban surgeon, said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Jamaican, responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded." The third, a Barbadian surgeon, said he preferred librarians because he found everything inside them was in alphabetical order, and the fourth, a Trinidadian surgeon, liked construction workers because they always understood when you had a few parts left over

But the fifth, a Guyanese surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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